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Cartoon Clusterf*ck – An Adult Fantasy Comedy Novella

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Check out my teaser for my new fantasy comedy Cartoon Clusterf*ck! You can find this book on Amazon and other platforms

What do a toy rabbit, an angry video gamer, and a stuffed horse have in common? Absolutely nothing, but wouldn’t it be funny to thrust them into a world of fantasy and force them to get along? Max certainly doesn’t think so, especially considering he’s already a little hoarse. The rabbit is a little too hoppy but at least the horse is stable. You can find all these gut-busting jokes and more… in my new novella about a man trapped in his ego, trapped inside his childhood, trapped inside ill-fitting pants that pinch his thighs. Armed with only a wadded-up shirt, abundant forehead sweat, and a lack of self-control Max must punch his way through a cast of annoying cartoon characters to figure out how to break this new virtual reality before it’s game over. It’s a story that combines hilarious hijinks, fantasy, and adventure, offering a wild ride for gamer enthusiasts, cartoon lovers, and anyone in need of a good laugh.

This is a story I’ve wanted to tell since childhood which is appropriate considering it’s all about embracing your childhood! As children we all exist in a fantasy world of our own making, believing in an optimistic future that never seems to come. We wish and we dream of becoming a hero, a knight, a doctor, a firefighter, or even president. But when we grow old we lose that hope. We lose those dreams to narcissistic realism. Clusterf*ck was my attempt to force one man, one lonely narcissist, to rediscover that faded innocence, curiosity, and juvenile wonder, whether he wants to or not…During my journey I’ve struggled with my own biting pragmatism, that urge to purge oneself of playful daydreaming, and ruin a perfectly fun and hilarious story with a boring and mundane plot. I learned to let go and be myself. “Write what you know” has been a phrase that’s kept me going and inspired me to put this crazy rollercoaster of a ride to paper. Enjoy the ride as Max’s misadventure becomes a whirlwind of wisecracks, colorful landscapes, and violent outbursts.

Synopsis: When Max discovers his new gaming system is a gateway to another world, he gets really pissed…but he gets even more pissed when he finds out he can’t escape. Candy trees, marshmallow clouds, licorice grass, and rivers of soda, the sugary landscape seems so unreal and…stupid, but it’s more real than Max can bear (there are no bears.) He was standing in his kitchen playing with a new VR headset when he was transported to a colorful cartoon world with an obnoxious cast of characters that wouldn’t shut up! Max must brave the sugary elements and resist the urge to punch his way across this terrible childhood nightmare before he loses his sanity and possibly his life. With the help of his new friend, a half-wit, happy-go-lucky rabbit, they bumble their way through the cartoon land of Max’s childhood. Will he go insane or lose all his newfound friends in the process? Cartoon Clusterf*ck is a fantasy comedy about an adult man who denies his childhood only to be punished by it. He must come to terms with this new reality or risk going completely insane. Inspired by Saturday morning cartoons and an imaginative dream world, this adult tale reminds the reader of the importance of embracing our childhoods.

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My novellas are published! Free copies available!

Posted on by Cyber Wave

I finally did it! After a year of hard work, I’ve finally published three novellas and can now officially call myself a published author. Unfortunately, some writers don’t make it this far and to those writers and artists I saw: don’t give up! It may seem impossible; it may seem like the world’s against you. It may seem that even your friends and family want you to stop or “take a break” (although it’s always important to take a break). But don’t let those dark and useless thoughts turn you into a dark and useless lump. Everyone deserves to be heard. And those who persevere the longest, those who strive to achieve their goals, seem to have enough conviction to express those words with clarity, insight, wisdom, and power. Don’t let your dreams become your burden. You are beautiful. Celebrate yourself in whatever you do, show the world who you really are, never give in to those nasty gremlins in your mind, and give yourself time to wander and enough time to find your way back home. Celebrate yourself. Drink plenty of water. And check out my novellas below!

Now that my novellas are published, I’m eager to hear your thoughts! Reviews are essential to any author’s success. If you’re interested in leaving a review on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and other review sites, please let me know, and I can provide a free copy! Or if you’d like to send me a copy of a project you think I’d be interested in I’ll gladly do the same!

Cartoon Clusterf*ck: When Max discovers his new gaming system is a gateway to another world, he gets really pissed…but he gets even more pissed when he finds out he can’t escape. Candy trees, marshmallow clouds, licorice grass, and rivers of soda, the sugary landscape seems so unreal and…stupid, but it’s more real than Max can bear. He was standing in his kitchen playing with a new VR headset when he was transported to a colorful cartoon world with an obnoxious cast of characters that won’t shut up! Max must brave the sugary elements and resist the urge to punch his way across this terrible childhood nightmare before he loses his sanity. With the help of his new friend, a half-wit, happy-go-lucky rabbit, they bumble their way through the cartoon land of Max’s childhood. Cartoon Clusterf*ck is a fantasy comedy about an adult man who denies his childhood only to be punished by it. He must come to terms with this new reality or risk going completely insane. Inspired by Saturday morning cartoons and an imaginative dream world, this adult tale reminds the reader of the importance of embracing our childhoods.

Sexdrive: Sex. Rage. Crime. Disease. The world has become shit. Sexual depravity plagues the streets of LA, and a new venereal disease wreaks havoc on a dissociated society, turning them into hypersexual deviants. Bounty Hunter Jynx walks these streets, capturing and destroying stray sex bots for quick credits. Life becomes dangerous when Jynx encounters a very powerful bot that has a deadly secret. Struggling with her own gender dysmorphia and disillusionment over a human race that has lost its mind, Jinx must come to terms with her own identity and discover the truth behind the plague that’s being spread by a mechanical menace that has never been seen before. Dark, horrifying, and fast Sexdrive is a horror story at its core, with strong elements of action and sci-fi, designed for readers who enjoy fast-paced and twisted horror tales.

Lanterns of Dystopia: Deep within the bowels of the Earth lies a genetic revelation that reveals the truth of mankind’s downfall. Gary Moss has become disenfranchised as a New York exec and accepts the proposal of a CEO, a proposal that would allow him to transcend time itself and undergo cryogenic hibernation. He realizes his peril when he wakes up to a dystopian future trapped in a mechanical and mental cage. Earth has become a desolate landscape of garbage and fungus. Moss must race against the clock to restore humanity before his robotic power source runs out. Taking influence from H.G. Well’s Time Machine, Rip Van Winkle, and I Am Legend, this dark dystopian tale attempts to ask the question: what would life be like if humans continued to dominate the planet? Lanterns of Dystopia is the dark sci-fi novella about the downfall of humanity and Moss’ survival in a world where humans have become an endangered species.

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VILLIAN – Short Story (Dark Fantasy)

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Once upon a time there was a brave knight who prospered from slaying a dragon. He shared his riches with the townspeople, financing the building of a castle, and vowed to defeat the evils of the world. Sir Guyon persevered against great earth-shattering peril, the plots of an evil wizard, and the dark magicks that plagued humankind.

But this is not the tale of prince charming, the oh-so-delicate and pampered son of a king who only wished to continue his father’s reign of genocide and campaign of power. No. This is the tale of a ruthless, cunning, and relatable…

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Earthlings at the Faire – Short Story (Sci-fi)

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Harrowing screams came from the forest’s edge. Kogi sheltered himself from the bitter lamentations under the leafy brush, his saliva becoming sour, his heart racing. He held his ears shut as much as he could but the screams came through.

Kogi fiddled with the transceiver that would send his discoveries back to Noliesse Servus, his home planet that he missed with terrible angst. Why did he have to be sent to this planet of perpetual tortured and enslaved race? Why were they enslaved to begin with? That had been the question Read More

Evensong – Short Story (Dark Fantasy)

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It had been a long journey for the people of Anon Dale, who were still winding through the streets of the great city, their candles created a long stream of incandescence from the Ghahil harbor to the Grand Temple of Cultus. Senseless death weighed heavy on them. Their shoulders were burdened with the lost souls of the dark plague sufferers and the war between the East empire and the tribesmen of the South. This wasn’t an evening for sorrow and mourning however. This was a time of spiritual surrender to divine mystery. The evensong Read More